pro kiting a paragliding
reklamní blok
Já nemusím...
05.12.2012 / 08:30

Na štědrý den ženská nadává manželovi: "Od rána furt něco žereš, večer uvidíš tak pi.. a ne zlaté prase"!
Manžel se zasměje a říká: "Ne-ne, já nemusím, já už ji vidím..."
Web Tomáše Halíka
18.02.2013 / 15:54
Extra třída pro ty co mají něco v hlavě a vědí, že myšlení bolí...

mons. Prof. PhDr. Tomáš Halík Th.D.


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skylife 14.11.2004 / 16:49 přečteno: 3452 x

27.4.2004 Dnes mi přišel pozdrav od George. Přepisuji ho tak jak byl. Tak si pěkně procvičte angličtinu:
your happiness and my thanks I'm sending computerovy haikus. Haikus je japonica cesta jkak skladat basne, ma sedmnact syllablaes,to znamena slabik. Here we go.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within,
Reflect, repent,and reboot,
Order shall return,

Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on
You ask far too much.

Windows 98 crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears my screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain
Death,taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on,
This page is not here.

Out of memory,
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we newer will.

Having beenerased,
The document you're seeking
Mustnow be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen.Mind./ Both are blank.

Aborted effort.
Close allthat you have worked on.
You ask for too much.

I ate your Web page.
Forgive me: It was tasty.
Do you have one more?

Best luck & fu...k G.
Thanks


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